Wednesday, September 26, 2007

We Are T20 World Champions!! ....really?

Am overjoyed and as happy as every other cricket loving Indian at India winning the T20 worldcup. It was a nail biting finish and I whooped in joy as the tricolour was paraded proudly around the ground..but all the same it seemed too good to be true.

A creepy thought passed my mind - Is this all true or is it part of an elaborate scripted show put up for our benefit? It was like a bad thought or dream that nobody wants to think about but it keeps recurring. Maybe I am just going bonkers.

Voice in my head - heck, isn't it too much of a coincidence that the final would have to be between India & Pakistan?...Especially after the world cup debacle, cricket took the biggest beating ever in its Indian history. It was almost on the verge of dying a slow death, sponsors pulling out support, public support was lost.

Me - What the hell, it was a great game. Played in front of millions.

Voice in my head - Forgot the earlier match fixing tales?. After the world cup fiasco the very foundation of BCCI obviously got shaken. New competition in the form of ICL cropped up. They had to act fast and effectively. What could redeem the team, gain public support and be the magic formula to put cricket back into its high pedastal? BOOM "Fresh faces...a World cup victory...against arch rivals Pakistan"
BCCI: Sure, can be arranged..Shall thrown in a special appearance of SRK to add a touch of glamour too. Indians love the combo :)

Me - Push away such niggly-naggly thoughts...Push away such niggly-naggly thoughts...

Voice in my head - Forgot how Bob Woolmer's death was simply brushed under the carpet? For weeks it was cold blooded murder..strangulation marks were found etc and one day a simple headline saying - It was suicide afterall..ended the tale. Did Hansie Cronje's plane crash or was it made to crash? Simply put its a big nexus. For, cricket is multi-million dollar business, my dear.

Me - Hurrah! We won..we won the T20 world cup..that's all that matters.

Voice in my head - Bravo, rejoice the victory. After all its people like you who keep this game going to new heights. Politicians announce lakhs of rupees, Sahara doles out flats to each players, sponsors rush to sign contracts again, Ad men gloat over new deals to be struck. BCCI heaves a relief that everything is back on track.
Pray, why no such money power was seen when the Indian hockey team won the Asia Cup? They were plainly congratulated, given a few lame receptions and Mr. Gill announced Rs. 1000 per goal (or Rs.70) per team member for every goal scored!
Wow, Indian sports is indeed laudable.

Me - we won, we won ..(buhoo, bad thoughts go away..)

Voice in my head - WWE is equally entertaining you know..:)

Me - Go away!

Friday, September 21, 2007

A Measure of Happiness

I dont know how they measure all this and I also wonder who pays for such survey's but the Times of India quoting one such survey states that we "Indians are the happiest lot in the world". Good for us :)

In yet another article in the magazine Nature, I read this interesting correlation between lottery winners and paraplegics. It said that lottery winners and accident victims both seem to revert to their prior levels of happiness. In other words, if a person wins a million dollar worth lottery and another person becomes an invalid in an accident - a year later their level of happiness or possibly their state of mind would both at par! Whoa, think of that.

Or lets just say - 'When life offers a lemon, ask for tequila and salt'

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Bouquets & Brickbats

Am making an effort to write short stories/flash fiction. Here are few of my recent attempts -

Love Finds Its Way

The Indomitable Palakkad Maami

Cupid Unusual

Feedback, suggestions, ideas, bouquets or brickbats...all are welcome.

Malayalam vs Tamil Cinema

Having been homebound for sometime now and with enough clutter in the TV channels,watching movies suddenly has became very appealing. But I have to confess that am no longer in the rampant watch-any-movie age where I could digest anything from a Saajan to a Hero No 1 but clearly not also yet there to enjoy a Satyajit Ray or Pedro Almodvar movie.Anyways its regional cinema that I am talking here.

All this movie watching started with me giving company to my mom and she restricts her staple of movies to only Tamil and Malayalam films. After a point of time comparison was just bound to follow...

Best things first - Malayalam films are quite a revelation. From being funny,melancholic, enchanting, tragic, uplifting to plainly being entertaining the range and depth of malayalam films has simply awed me. And am not even talking here of the well-known, superhit mad capers of Mohanlal or Mamooty that the outside world knows of. Let me confess I dont even understand the language completely.

Here are a few movies that caught my attention - "Gaja Kesari Yogum" has
Innocent starring as an ex-mahout who passionately dreams of owning an elephant one day. Taking a loan from a local bank he unwittingly buys a circus elephant that has been trained in Hindi. The rest of the film is about the troubles the entire family take in learning hindi, their hilarious trials in re-training their elephant and on being unable to repay the loan their efforts in retaining the pachyderm with them. Its one superb entertainer of a film with no big names to boast of.

There was this movie (I dont seem to recollect the name) that had Srinivasan as the lazy, good-for-nothing son of a village ayurvedic doctor played by Thilakan. When his younger brother (who is an MBBS doctor) is preferred over him in marriage to his cousin, by his own uncle he is utterly dejected. He revolts and runs away from home only to return as a fake Siddha swamiji who dupes & lures all his brothers clients by mixing allopathic medicines with few harmless herbs in the name of Ayurveda. Another complete laugh riot.

Then there was this fantastic movie - Perumthachan
based on folklore of kerala's legendary master carpenter. As already said I am no fan of "art movies" but this movie had me rivetted and I dont think it can also be classified under the category of art.
And despite not being any kind of movie expert I have to say that this movie is classic stuff. Should be on the must-watch list of every movie-goer.
[Pic courtesy: Cinema of Malayalam]

The list hardly stops here and I have not even made it to the commercially well
done films of reputed stars such as Jayaram, Dileep, Mukesh, Mohanlal etc.

Most of the Malayalam movies are made on a shoe string budget - No foreign
locales, no expensive or elaborate costumes (c'mon how much can a mundu/dhoti
cost?), simple sets but amazingly different & refreshing storylines. The dialogues are simple, funny with lots of pun and very enjoyable. And they best of all is the portrayal of their leading ladies. When they could manage to make Ramba also look beautiful and graceful, need I say more?
Sadly their audience is very niche and limited.

And then there is the bizzare world of Tamil movies.

I picked up the much hyped Madhavan movie Aarya on reading reviews that it was a
thorough entertainer. To say the least my stomach churned to think that there are
people who enjoy this nonsense in the name of cinema and even more worse post
reviews that goes like this -"When an irresistible Arya ignores deepika's angry
shrieks and refuses to salute her, she goes ballistic, destroys his bike, kidnaps
his sister and is out for his blood. Predictably, since Arya stays cool and pays
her back in a fitting manner, she falls for him, his valour, his manliness..."
"Madhavan is simply superb. As a suave student of Medical college, he even holds
his stethoscope and apron with panache!" ..Hehehe God save us!

This is no biased blah blah against Tamil movies nor is it the case of citing one bad egg. Actually Aarya even seems better when compared to others. While am not
denying that for every Nee Venunda Chellum, there are films such as Mozhi,
Paruthiveeran and Vettiyadu Villayadu. But they are more an exception than the
rule. 98% of Tamil movies are still run-of-the-mill love stories with the usual all-powerful hero, his comic sidekick, the virtuous heroine and hamming villians.

'Sivaji' sucked big time and to hear that it is being considered for the state award makes one snort 'n snigger.

I don't understand this at all. While there isn't much of a difference in the
demographics of Kerala and Tamilnadu why does the taste in movies differ so vastly?